Triple H

Summerslam 2007

The matches were disappointing, but the hilarious skits were able to somewhat save Summerslam this year.

Stone Cold Steve Austin Backpack

Steve Austin, MVP, and Matt Hardy Brilliant skit by the writers. Then again, we shouldn't be surprised since this feud has become the best feud in the entire company. Good to see them finding time on the pay per view to promote this. Matt Hardy mentioned MVP's substitute (boxing legend Evander Holyfield) in the boxing match. He countered that by finding his own substitute (drinking legend Steve Austin) when MVP challenged him to a beer drinking contest. William Regal Dance Another brilliant skit. This time, though, it involved Vince McMahon, William Regal, Jonathan Coachman, Theodore Long, and Cryme Tyme. Cryme Tyme was backstage doing their little "money, money, yeah, yeah" routine. They added a little dance, which ended up being a dance train that circled Vince McMahon. Jonathan Coachman and Theodore Long quickly joined in on the dance. The funny part was when Shad put his cap on William Regal's head. With a tilted cap, William Regal joined the dance train and started going dancing. It's a sight to see. One of the classic moments of the year for sure.

Closing Thoughts

Never really thought we'd ever say this, but we can't help but wonder if the Jackass crew could have actually improved this subpar pay per view.

World Heavyweight Championship
Batista beat Khali

Disappointing moment as the match ends in a DQ. Great Khali purposely hits Batista with a steel chair to get the cheap loss to keep his title belt.

WWE Heavyweight Championship
Cena beat Orton

The match was pretty good, but most people will remember it for being disappointing because John Cena gets yet another successful title defense.

WWE wants to build up a monster heel so Candice Michelle can look even more dominant. Expect to see Beth Phoenix losing a close match to the champ.

Triple H came back in good shape. It's a shame that he was able to convincingly beat King Booker, but someone had to do the job for the returning star.

Kane beat Finlay

This match started the night off. The writers failed in their attempt at humor with Hornswoggle making a comedic appearance. Nothing special.

Rey Mysterio looked a bit out of shape in his return. The match was slower than expected for cruiserweights, but the ring psychology was unexpected treat.

ECW Heavyweight Championship
Morrison beat Punk

The title should have changed hand in this match. These two guys really need to stop feuding because the matches look sloppy. Time to move on.

Nothing special here with Umaga getting the win and keeping his belt. There was really no need to have Mr. Kennedy in this match since the title stayed put.