"It's pretty ballsy of TLC to still call itself The Learning Channel."
"It makes me a little sad that shaking a vending machine might be the closest I ever come to fighting a robot."
"How long does a person have to stop having sex before they’re approved to buy a minivan?"
On Twitter, Mick Foley made a joke to fans who are thinking about going to one of his comedy shows. The former WWE star stated that they were allowed to bring CM Punk signs to his events, which is basically mocking the company for confiscating signs from fans in support of Punk.
Batista is scheduled to make his WWE return tonight at Monday Night Raw, and it has now been confirmed that he is indeed backstage at the event. Earlier today, he joked about how he should have returned at Summerslam instead of the Royal Rumble because of the cold weather in Ohio.