XUW (Part of Unnamed Company)

[Jordan H.]

*The lights dim in the arena, as all in attendance look up at the titantron. It is in a space setting; the camera flows around what appears to be the solar system, floating past all the planets. It then approaches the sun then flies above it where it apporaches planet earth but as it slowly descends on it, the words "Welcome To Planet Jordan" flash in order on the screen to which Come With Me blasts through the sound systems to which by telling from the highly mixed but feverous reaction from the crowd, they know all too well the man clad in the sunglasses and the buttoned black vest slyly appearing out on the entrance ramp with a huge smile on his face. It is the "King of Planet Jordan" himself, Jordan Harvey. He makes his way down the ring followed by his infamous 'top match observer' Rycklon "The Street" Stephens who stoically follows a few feet behind Harvey, a bandana covering his head and arms folded across his wifebeater. After addressing the crowd with various taunts, Harvey enters the ring and accepts a microphone and shakes hands with Frost. He looks out into the audience, equal parts adoration, equal parts sarcasm.*

Jordan H.: "Hello, children....Welcome To Planet Jordan..."

*Boos and cheers*

Jordan H.: "I'm sure you are wondering why I'm not on a Rage or Affliction episode. I want to quickly address that; I'm sure all bore witness to the revelation of my master plan in Next Generation Wrestling. I'd succeeded in saving it, my work there was done, I was no longer needed. Despite how Rage ended last week, I have no hard feelings relating to my former promotion...*pulls down sunglasses and leans into the camera*...Para Konnan, gracias por el favor, viejo amigo. Mantenga AAA fuerte. Saluda a los demás animales, para mí, incluso Rey-Rey (chuckles, then pushes glasses back up to face and redirects back to the crowd)."

Jordan H.: "Now that Next Generation Wrestling has been given a clean slate thanks to me, they have the chance to start over; what they decide to do with it is up to them now...But now I'm here in XUW, with all of these great fans...(little bit more cheers)...and I'm sure you guys are wondering why I'm here..."

*Looks out into the crowd for a bit*

Jordan H. (looks at Frost): "Well, truth is, Frost, my goal in coming here wasn't to simply get rid of your Canadian Empire...(Frost looks confused to which Harvey quickly responds to)...Wait, wait! Trust me, no 'I'm gonna destroy XUW, I'm mad at the world' type bullsh!t. (crowd acknowledges reference and claps).... No, I had an even GRANDER reason why I took up your offer. (Frost looks intrigued) You see, guys...I came to XUW because it has some of the best talent in the whole world but one thing I saw was missing: I didn't really see a lot of fire, a lot of....passion, a lot of a desire, a desire to satify these fans, and that...THAT...is a problem. See, I came here to be that fire, that blazing, red-hot fire underneath the locker room's ass, the catalyst for something big....I'm here to inspire XUW as a whole to...TAKE THE INITIATIVE."

*Confused murmurs*

Jordan H.: "What that means is to take your ability, your god-give talent and crank it into high gear to that next level, to perform consistently every night, to send these great fans home every night and those at home turning off the television talking amongst themselves, '"Hot damn, XUW is the one of the greatest wrestling promotions in the world today! There is no way they can top what they did tonight.."'..Then, you continually top yourselves every single week because your passion for the business and the need to satiate the fans with high-quality action will be at an all-time high because...(lowers voice) you Took The Initiative to do it. I'm here to personally make sure the guys in the back Take The Initiative to satisfy you guys, the hard-working fans of this great promotion (cheers) who pay your highly-earned money to see us entertain you. I promise you that we will Take The Initiative by any means necessary....and we will not let you down....I'll make sure of it."

*Come With Me plays again as Harvey relinguishes the microphone, and talks quietly with Frost as they exit the ring with Stephens slinking quietly behind them until they disappear backstage*

[Jordan H.]

XUW Extreme Championship Match:
Rob Van Dam (C) vs Matt Sydal

*Walk by Pantera plays, signalling the arrival of the Extreme Champion "The Whole F'n Show" Rob Van Dam*

*Bourne To Win plays, signalling the arrival of challenger Evan Bourne*

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As Bourne slides into the ring, RVD nails a spinning leg drop right on his head, starting the contest. Bourne rolls out of the ring to recover but RVD is on him, going immediately to the turnbuckle for a suicide plancha but Bourne sees this and moves with RVD barely landing on his feet. As he turns around, he is nailed right in the face with a steel chair Bourne grabbed from under the ring, sending him collapsing to the floor. Bourne slips inside the ring with a ladder and begins furiously climbing it; RVD glimpses Bourne's movement and runs into the ring and delivers a missile dropkick to the ladder, sending Bourne face-first into the nearby turnbuckle. RVD places the ladder onto Bourne and manages to nail Rolling Thunder on him, though the resulting pain from delivering the manuever causes him to slow down his movement up the ladder. Bourne gets a stop sign from under the ring and rolls back into the ring, but RVD has ascended the turnbuckle and attempts a diving kick but Bourne nails him with the stop sign, all but causing RVD to crash to the mat. Bourne places the sign on top of him and delivers a standing moonsault, then ascends the turnbuckle for a Shooting Star Press. He flies off but RVD rolls out of the way with Bourne hitting nothing but stop sign all but leaving him unable to get up. RVD manages to score a picture-perfect Five-Star Frog Splash and then ascends the ladder. Suddenly, Jordan Harvey and The Street run out and race into the ring. RVD sees Street running towards him on the ladder so RVD attempts a spinning heel kick but Street catches him in mid-air and nails a devastating Uranage that spins RVD on his shoulder blades, rendering him all-but-unable to continue. Harvey tends to Bourne and attempts to talk to the dazed fighter, trying to encourage him to get up and climb the ladder. Barely able to stand, Bourne askes confusingly why Harvey and Street interfered. Suddenly, Harvey boots him viciously in the gut and delivers a snap vertical suplex to Bourne onto the corner turnbuckle. Already down and out, he signals Street to deliver a Uranage to Bourne which he obliges, sending Bourne outside of the ring, leaving him lying limp on the floor. Harvey and Street pick up RVD, still out from the surprise attack, and push him up the ladder and puppeteer his hands to grab the Extreme Title, thus RVD retains the belt. They then throw him off the ladder and The Whole F'N Show crashes to the mat, Extreme Title messily next to him. Harvey shakes his head disappointing at Bourne and RVD then he and Street take their cue and leave the ring.

[Jordan H.]

*After the Extreme Championship Match*

*"The King of Planet Jordan" Jordan Harvey is walking with purpose with his trusted associate The Street; the camera is frantically following the duo backstage. Suddenly, Jordan stops and faces the camera.*

Jordan H.: "I promised these fans that XUW was going to Take The Initiative. I promised the fans tonight that I would personally make sure that would happen. I gave Matt Sydal, Evan Bourne whatever you want to f&*kin' call him an opportunity to etch his name in XUW history; I gave him the chance to simply....Take The Initiative. It was nothing personal to Van Dam, I hold no grievance with him. I was simply trying to guide someone into a path of stardom. He failed....and I will not tolerate failure....I will repeat myself: XUW is going to Take The Initiative to become the greatest wrestling promotion on the face of this planet, even Planet Jordan. I will do ANYTHING to make sure this happens and will use.....ANY tools at my disposal (slaps Street on the chest) to ensure this company becomes number one...The locker room has been put on notice, EVERYBODY. I don't care if it is members of the Canadian Empire, I don't care if it is Botchtista, I don't care if it is Triple Gay....(leans into camera, lowers voice) Take The Initiative or else...Welcome to Planet Jordan, b!tches..."

*Exits out arena door with Street in close pursuit*

[Shadow]

* Alex frost appears on the titan tron*

Frost: It seems we have another problem. Jordan i invited you here not to interfere in these matches i have planned tonight. If you or planet Jordan interfere in one more match you will be personally escorted out of the building.

Now that that's settled I've decided to make an announcement about the cm punk vs lashley vs Kingston match up. Whoever gets the pin keeps there job but if you lose... the initiative will be taken on you.


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Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a triple threat career threatening match. the losers are fired and the winner is the new number one contender for the extreme Championship.

*after lashley enters the ring punk is coming down when V. 1 nails him in the head with a bat. Lashley gets tapped on the shoulder and the street lifts him up and power bombs into the mat. Jordan then climbs in and hits im the head with a bat. Kofi comes running down to help when the street stalls while Jordan exits. The street leaves too and the bell is then rung*

Kofi still looking confused but fearful of losing his job covers lashley for an easy three count and the end of the match.

Announcer: The winner of this match KOFI KINGSTOOONNNN!!!
Punk and lashley, your contracts are null and void. Enjoy your next job.



* as Jordan and street are walking through the halls of the backstage, frost finds jordan and he looks pissed.*

Frost: HARVEY! I thought i told you not to interfere in the matches! Now im going to have to ask you to follow me to the exit of this arena.

V.1: I hate to inform you Mr. Frost, but i didnt break your rule. You said and I quote "If you or planet Jordan interfere in one more match you will be personally escorted out of the building.". We didnt interfere in the match. We took the initiative before the bell was rang and therefore didnt break your rule. so if youll excuse me we have some very important business to attend to.

Frost: I swear to god if one more superstar gets attacked tonight by either of you, you will be fired.

*Jordan's smile fades and then swiftly returns*

V.1: You got it boss.

[Jordan H.]

XUW Women's Championship Match:
Natalya Neidhart vs Lillian Garcia (c)

*Maryse has reported no-showed the match, thus Natalya was named her replacement*

*Yea, Baby by Jim Johnston plays, signalling the arrival of Natalya Neidhart who cackles her way down the aisle and into the ring.*

*As soon as the music singling the entrance of the proud XUW Women's Champion Lillian Garcia hits, Neidhart zooms up the ramp and attacks her. She proceeds to throw Garcia like a ragdoll down the ramp then executes a picture-perfect snap suplex on the cold steel of it, the crowd letting out a 'ooo' at the sound of Garcia's flesh crashing into it. Neidhart, nearly foaming out of the mouth, then executes a discus clothesline on Garcia that causes her to crash down viciously on her neck, making one think of when Randy Orton delivered a RKO to Rob Van Dam a while ago. The infuriated referee orders Neidhart into the ring, which the bell of the match finally rings to start. Garcia attempts to walk back into the ring but Neidhart's assault is proving too much for her as she is barely able to walk up the steel steps. Neidhart grabs her by the hair and throws her over the ropes, slamming her down to the mat. Neidhart anxiously waits for the obviously-hurt champion to get up and once doing so, pulls off a devastating german suplex that causes Garcia to bounce off the mat and hit it again. Neidhart takes a moment to smile evilly at the crowd who are horried and vorriciously booing at the sight of the Women's Champion being absolutely manhandled. The referee orders her to stop where she is so he can check on Garcia who hasn't moved since being taken out via the german suplex. As he does this...

*Come With Me plays, Jordan Harvey and The Street appear once again out on the entrance stage*

Jordan H. (hyped): "THAT'S IT! THAT'S WHAT I'm TALKING ABOUT! THAT...(looks at Street who nods back) IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!...THAT, is Taking The Initiative. Nattie, I applaud you, well done, well done indeed buuuttt...(tilts head) I don't think that since XUW is going to go to that next level by Taking The Initiative, the fans want to see the pointless career of an untalent ring announcer-turned-(sarcastically)'wrestler' parading around not just with a belt such as the XUW Women's Championship but walking around disgracing that squared circle, PERIOD...."

*Natalya seems to catch the geist of what The King of Planet Jordan is implying and thus pushes the referee out of the way and kicks garcia multiple times in the back and then hooks in a Sharpshooter and pulls back all the way. The referee singles for the bell to be rung in a show of mercy for Garcia.*

Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has decided that Lillian Garcia is no longer able to continue the match and thus awards the match to the NNNNEEWWW XUW Women's Champion, Natalya Neidhart!"

*Jordan picks up the fallen Women's Title from the stage and walks down and hands it to a heavily excited Natalya and he and Street clap in appreciation as she celebrates in the ring.*

Jordan H.: "Now, Natalya. when I talked to you a few days ago, I told you how far you could go when you started dismissing what the fans thought...not meaning they don't mmaattterrrr of course....You TOOK THE INITIATIVE, you became the champ, and you proved to everybody around the world especially those in Canada, that you have...(chuckles) heart. I'm very happy for you. I opened the door for you, now you must go through it which I have no doubt that you will not only do that but you will also rip it off it's hinges. I'm sure Maryse will understand...(puses for a minute)... Hey, if you ever need Planet Jordan, (points at himself and his trusted friend) we'll be there for ya..."

*Natalya shakes hands with both Street and Jordan and they leave with smiles on their faces, as Natalya continues to celebrate with her newly-won title.*